The Only Boss I Listen to Now is My Nap Schedule Perfect for the Laid-Back Life!

Introducing the "The Only Boss I Listen to Now is My Nap Schedule" T-shirt – because who needs a boss when your naps are calling the shots? This tee is made for the retirees, the relaxers, and anyone who’s finally kicked the 9-to-5 grind to the curb. Whether you’re dozing off in a hammock, catching some zzz’s on the couch, or just bragging about your midday naps, this shirt says it all with style and humor. Perfect for those who’ve traded boardroom meetings for nap-time schedules, this tee is soft, comfy, and guaranteed to become your go-to for lounging, brunching, and, of course, napping. It’s the ultimate gift for anyone who’s finally embracing the art of doing nothing—on their own time.
Warning: May cause a sudden urge to cancel plans and hit the pillow. Side effects include extreme relaxation and increased nap time.
Product features:

Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric Ribbed collar for elastic shape retention Medium fabric for year-round comfort
Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton Care instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: medium
Do not iron
Do not dryclean




 
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Width, in
18.00
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32.00


Length, in
28.00
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
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16.50
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23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
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1.50