Retired But Still Hitting Snooze. Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - Retirement Gift

Introducing the "Retired But Still Hitting Snooze" T-Shirt – because... just because you don’t have to wake up early doesn’t mean you’re going to! This shirt is perfect for those who traded the alarm clock for endless sleep-ins but still can't resist that glorious "5 more minutes" button. Whether you're snoozing through brunch plans, golf games, or just another peaceful morning, this tee is here to celebrate your newfound freedom (and love of naps). It's soft, cozy, and says, "I may be retired, but I still need my beauty sleep!"
Warning: May cause jealousy among those still setting alarms. Side effects include extended lounging, afternoon naps, and totally losing track of what day it is.
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is the perfect gift for anyone enjoying their retirement. The classic fit and comfy fabric make it suitable for everyday wear, blending seamlessly into any casual or semi-formal occasion. Ideal for retirees or anyone celebrating retirement milestones. 
Product features:

Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric Ribbed collar for elastic shape retention Medium fabric for year-round comfort
Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton Care instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: medium
Do not iron
Do not dryclean




 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50