Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension T-Shirt - Humor, and Relaxation!

Say goodbye to stress and hello to the sweet, sweet life of no alarms, no deadlines, and all the naps with the "Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension" T-shirt! Perfect for the retiree who’s trading the office grind for sunshine, grandkids, and maybe a round of golf (or two). This tee brings all the humor, style, and freedom of retirement into one comfy, must-have shirt. Whether you're gifting it to the newly retired or snagging one for yourself, this shirt is a daily reminder that you’ve officially earned the good life. Wear it to retirement parties, weekend brunches, or just lounging while watching your still-working friends hustle.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable relaxation, random smiles, and spontaneous midday naps. Side effects include excessive bragging about your new "job" (doing nothing). 
Product features:

Made from specially spun fibers for strong and smooth fabric Ribbed collar for elastic shape retention Medium fabric for year-round comfort
Tear-away label for scratch-free experience
Ethically grown and harvested US cotton Care instructions
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Tumble dry: medium
Do not iron
Do not dryclean




 
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
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35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50